You should circulate the following petition:
To the University:
We, Kim Zigfeld, are dedicated to the freedom of speech in Russia and some other countries very far away from the USA, and want to get one of your post-docs (or, as we like to call him, “professor”) fired for expressing the following thought in his blog:
It never ceases to amaze me that anyone continues to publish Yulia Latynina
Unfortunately, only wealthy people are truly capable of electing their leaders in a responsible manner.
I gave him one week to reconsider. He didn’t respond to our e-mail, didn’t attempt any kind of dialogue. He dissed me, pure and simple.
To show that I’m for sure way more powerful than your post-doc, we demand that he should be fired not only by your university, but by EVERY employer everywhere. In other words, he should starve. That’s barbarism, pure and simple.
We give your University one week to fire him. If you don’t, I’m going to prove that I’m for sure way more powerful than your university by writing another comment in my blog demanding from President Romney to close down your university and your Russian Studies program immediately. At that point, we shall give the President one week to comply, or else I will appoint Barak Obama to Presidency.
Signatures: I, Me, Myself, We, Us, Ourselves, Our precious, Kim Zigfeld, La Russophobe, Dave Essel, Dave Asshole, He and I, Him and Me, Lock, Stock, and two smoking bears